Anonymous asked: wowowow cool black lips :D !! where do you even get lipstick like that? is it even lipstick?
clairesawyer: Dropping out of school to become a cheetah girl
H8RZ 2 DA LEFT ;))
technodildo replied to your post: can you tag images of your face or something jesus fucking christ I hate you why would…… they even follow you…….. YEAH I DON’T??? KNOW ?? CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT MY BLOG CONSISTS OF MY FACE LIKE 90% PERCENT OF THE TIME BECAUSE I’M AWFUL SO,..WHY EVEN…KEEP FOLLOWING ME,……
Anonymous asked: can you tag images of your face or something jesus fucking christ I hate you
OMG IF I END UP BEING ROSE AT AWA I’M GOING TO FIND A DAVE AND WE ARE GOING TO BECOME BFFS AND I AM GOING TO GET ON THEIR SHOULDERS AND WE WILL WALK AROUND THE CON REPEATING “MECHA SHIVA” AND IT WILL BE GREAT
lavaplanet replied to your photo: SO I ALWAYS SEE DAVE AND DIRK COSPLAYERS WITH… JESUS LITERALLY PERFECT YOU ARE MY HEADCANON ROSE AHHH!!! AHHHHHH!!! I’VE NEVER BEEN ANYONE’S HEADCANON ANYTHING BEFORE!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IF YOU LIKE THE BIG BANG THEORY THEN YOU’LL LOVE HOMESTUCK– SHAWN TELLS IT HOW IT IS
oH MY GOD I’M WATCHING THE EXPCON MEGA64 PANEL VIDEO AND THERE WAS THIS BRO STRIDER COSPLAYER SITTING ON THE FLOOR AND THEY ALL STARTED ASKING WHO HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SO HE STOOD UP AND EVERYONE JUST STARTED YELLING BILL MURRAY????
WHAT’S THE POINT IN LIVING IF I CAN’T BE IN A KOREAN BOY BAND
I LISTEN TO POTENTIAL BREAKUP SONG EVERY NIGHT BEFORE I GO TO SLEEP
You and the stranger both like Homestuck.
Stranger: Jack shouted out, cursing everything. This was fucking undignified. The Archagent shouldn't be put through this! That fucking queen had him out in the middle of the square, naked. He had fucking woken up like this. A man expects to go to sleep in his bed and wake up the next skia rise in said bed. But nooooo, he woke up in what appeared to be a sort of stockade,but his legs were tied down and apart too. No matter how hard he struggled he couldn't break free.
You: SMELL THAT
You: THAT'S YAOI
Anonymous asked: Ok i think im just going to stay on text for omegle because im scared out of my mind...what tags are you using?
Anonymous asked: Wow you'd go on for me??!! Hmmm well im actually kinda nervous and sweaty now so. Yeaaah
Anonymous asked: i think i would be really nervous and feel a little guilty! like, hey, why do i have to /own/ you, that's weird. I would say, 'ok milo you are free but first do you want to get some italian ice or something' and then maybe i would buy you some socks.
REBLOG IF YOu WANT TO HEAR WHAT YOUR FOLLOWERS...
Anonymous asked: Uhm ok 2 things: one, i keep missing when you go on omegle!! Im always too late! Aaaaand 2, you look super hot in that outfit. And also the dress :)
URGENT SPARKLESTUCK II UPDATE PLEASE READ !!!
kristmas: sparklestuck2: Due to unforeseen (and incredibly unfortunate) circumstances, we have no choice but to move Sparklestuck II to Friday June 8th instead of Saturday June 9th. Despite having talked about the date several times with the Sparkles event coordinator and confirmed the date, they did not attempt to inform us until last week (when my phone had been cut off) that they cannot...
quadsiclecar asked: GOSH MILO YOURE SUCH A DWEEB LOL UMAD IM GLAD I WENT ON ANON #$WAG #YOLO
Anonymous asked: dayum boi you look great in a dress like WOWW kawaii omfg
spooksie: people more like poople
stoopxkid: im sick of waking up and not being snoop dogg
GGGOD RUNNING INTO SOMEONE YOU’VE ALREADY DISCONNECTED FROM ON OMEGLE IS THE MOST AWKWARD EXPERIENCE EVER JESUS IT’S LIKE RUNNING INTO SOMEONE FROM SCHOOL AT LIKE…THE GROCERY STORE OR SOMETHIND IDEK
Anonymous asked: I would love to go on omegle and find you, but thus i have no cosplay, and it would just be weird. so i say sorry and have fun with your omegle adventures my good lad.
HELLO FRIENDS!! JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT I’M ON OMEGLE SO IF YOU WANNA FIND ME I’LL BE ON THE POOPYBUTTS AND HOMESTUCK TAG THINGIES!!!
Anonymous asked: 1 AND 2 YEAH
TMI Tuesday is here once more!
1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
10: Top or bottom?
11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
21: How big is too big:
22: One sexual thing you would never do:
23: Biggest turn on:
24: Three spots that drive you insane:
25: Worst possible time to get horny:
26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
28: How much fapping is too much fapping:
29: Best sexual complement you ever got:
30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
32: Fill in the blank: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
33: What your favorite part of your body:
34: Favorite foreplay activities:
35: Love (>,
36: What do you wear to bed?
37: When was the first time you masturbated:
38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
47: Most attractive celebrity?
48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
62: Do you watch porn?
63: How small is too small?
64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
67: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
69: If you could give yourself head, would you?
70: Booty or Boobs?
71: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
72: Have you ever been on an official date?
73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
78: If you had a penis/vagina for a day, what are five things you would do?
OMG I WAS JUST FEELING SUPER BUMMED OUT AND POOPY BUT THEN I SAW THESE UNDERWEAR AND I CAN’T STOP LAUGHINGDF??e?w
Anonymous asked: Geez you really remind me of that cute boy from the Nick movie Rags!
teddypup: YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY 17 DANCING QUEEN, FEEL THE BEAT OF THE TAMBOURINE OOH YEAAAAH
SOMEONE SHOULD COME OVER AND SHAVE THE SIDES OF MY HAIR OFF