i would take you to a romantic dinner in my sweet ride, buy you your favorite dish no matter the cost, bring you back to my place, where candles would be lit and champagne would be on ice, pour you a glass as we sit before the fire on my bearskin rug and whisper in your ear "wanna do the full yaoi?" if you consented, i would proceed with all my moves, and i know quite a number, my friend.