J'AI UNE POMME DE TERRE DANS MON DERRIERE

MMMMMM YE S TAKE ME NOW 

MILO SMELLS NICE <3

ME AND ALEX’S SILLY CHARACTERS WHO WE’VE BEEN DOING NOTHING BUT TALK ABOUT FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS PBPPB T POOPY WEBCAM PIXX X AW YIS

MY OWN BOYFRIEND JUST DISCONNECTED FROM ME ON OMEGLE OMG FUCKIN RUDE AS HELL!!!!!

SUPER FUN FACT MILO GIVES BABIES FREE CANDY THAT HE HANDCRAFTS HIMSELF

ALSO FALSE!!!!!!

FUN FACT MILO IS SO COOL THAT HE BOUGHT EVERY KID AT A SCHOOL TICKETS TO SEE A BASEBALL GAME AND GOT THEM ALL HOTDOGS.

LIES!!! I DON’T EVEN GO TO SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!

MY GLIDING BOSOM OF AFFECTION SHALL BE THERE SOON!!! I JUST NEED TO GO EAT AND STUFF

FUCK THAT NOISE MY LOVE WILL BE YOUR SUSTENANCE OKAY NOW GET YOUR BUNS OVER HERE

WE CUTE

WE CUTE

MONSTER BOYFRAANDS V w V

MONSTER BOYFRAANDS V w V

Quadsiclecar: SO WHAT KINDA GAY STUFF DO YOU WANNA DO AT THE BEACH?
MILKO: ALL OF THE GAY STUFF!!!!!
MILKO: IDK!!
MILKO: HOLDIN HANDS!!
Quadsiclecar: AH
Quadsiclecar: YES
Quadsiclecar: GOOD
Quadsiclecar: SKIPPING ALONG THE SHORELINE
Quadsiclecar: SPLASHING EACH OTHER
Quadsiclecar: SMELLING THAT FRESH OCEAN BREEZE
MILKO: UR DANGLE UP MY BUTT
Quadsiclecar: I WOULDNT HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY PAL
Quadsiclecar: I WOULDNT HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY
WOW MILO "THE BIG SPUD" GANT UR SO CUTE I WANNA SMOOCH U BUT IM TOO SHY SO IM GOING ANON HEHEHEHEHEHEH

LOOK AT THIS FRICKIN GAY

SEXT: I POSITION YOU EXPERTLY ON MY PENIS. THE HAWK HAS LANDED.